brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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