Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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