I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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