If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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