margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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