He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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