My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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