I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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