I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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