dude i'm inner monologue high
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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