Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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