Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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