I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
