she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't know what to do about my nipple.