I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
