That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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