Sponge bath it is.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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