I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
its liver damage thursday
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