I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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