All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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