ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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