If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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