I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Two words: nipple clamps
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