i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
FUCK WHALES
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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