Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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