I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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