But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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