i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
