doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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