so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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