Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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