he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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