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did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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