Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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