I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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