He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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