i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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