I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
its liver damage thursday
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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