This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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