Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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