I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
How does one acquire holy water?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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