You're so nebulous sometimes
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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