i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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