It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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