I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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