Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
His hands were made for my vagina.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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