i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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