In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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