Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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