White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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