i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
its not stalking. its research.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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