We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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