their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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