He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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